Postal III (Collector's Edition)

The full Postal III experience, uncut and unhinged. The Postal III Collector's Edition for PC is the most complete physical version of Running With Scissors' controversial third entry, packing in a soundtrack disc, "Making Of" DVD, A2 map of Catharsis, the Postal movie on DVD, an artbook, a magnetic crotch, and a crotch plush toy. That's right, both a magnetic crotch and a plush one.

The inclusion of Uwe Boll's Postal film adaptation on DVD is either a bonus or a warning depending on your tolerance, but it makes this the only version that bridges the game and movie branches of the franchise in one box. The artbook (listed as "arbook" in some catalogs, which feels on-brand) offers a look at the visual development behind the series. For Postal completionists, the Collector's Edition is the definitive variant, containing every physical extra across all three Postal III SKUs and then some.

The plush toy alone puts this in a category of collector's edition extras that nobody asked for but somehow everyone remembers. It's absurd, it's deliberate, and it's the most Postal thing a Postal collector's edition could possibly be.